Funny Names Like One Eyed Toad

This blog post is all about funny dirty names.

Have you seen the TikToks where people will order something from a fast food restaurant and give a funny dirty name? The reaction when their order is ready and the person says the name out loud is hilarious. Ever wonder where did they get the names from? Well, here is the ultimate list for you.

Using inappropriate names are not a new thing. They have stood the test of time from modern day role call to usernames. Yes, I said role call. Some of the names on this list are names of ACTUAL people, a few I know personally. You'd be surprised what people name their children.

The phrase "funny names" are searched for a lot online. So naturally there needs to be enough names to choose from so that there are plenty to go around. There are many unique names and names you may have to say to yourself several times to get it.

There are a number of dirty names that take it way too far. I've decided to come up with a list that is still filthy but not THAT offensive. If you want offensive, see our article on the 177 Dirtiest Pick Up Lines.

These are for dirty minds only. Say the name, take a second, and really use your thinking skills on these. So if you are into silly names only adults will understand, then keep reading…

Some of the dirty names mention on this list of will include the name "Richard." Now, for those who do not know, the nickname for Richard is "Dick." Instead of using that I will just use Richard but you'll get the point.

Dirty Funny Names That Are So Immature

Here are several examples of what not to name your child. Have fun saying these names out loud. You may feel the need to wash your mouth out afterwards. Now on to the ultimate list of funny inappropriate names.

1. Ann Al

2. Annie Rection

3. Aneed Seamen

4. Aneed Morehead

5. Anita Cox

6. Anita Hardone

7. Anita Hickey

8. Anna Borshin

9. Ash Hull

10. Barry McKockiner

11. Ben Dover

12. Ben Jackinoff

13. Ben O. Verbich

14. Bo Nehr

15. Bob Maddick

16. Buck Nekkid

17. Buster Cherry

18. Cam L. Tou

19. Chase Cox

20. Chit Head

21. Chubby Cox

22. Chuck McCrap

23. Cina Himen

24. Clint Torres

25. Crystal Methven

26. Dang Lin Wang

27. Dawanna Boner

28. Dixie Normous

29. Dixon Cider

30. Dixon Nas

31. Dolly Teats

32. Dr. Burns

33. E. Jack Ulayte

34. Ernest Stroker

35. Fannie Liquin

36. Fella Longbottom

37. Frank Lee Gaye

38. Gabe Itch

39. Harry Cox

40. Harry P. Nus

41. Harry Richard Seaman

42. Harry Sachs

43. Haywood Jablowme

44. Herman Moans

45. Holden Mikehawk

46. Holden Hishcock

47. Huge Jass

48. Hugh G. Rection

49. Ivana Mandic

50. Jack Eulation

51. Jack Hitoff

52. Jack MeHoff

53. Jen Nottle

54. Jenna Tools

55. Juan A. Hooker

56. Juan Tibone

57. Jure Koff

58. Kenya Swallow

59.Kareem M. Pants

60. Liz Bian

61. Lou Sass

62. Luke Atmyas

63. Major Wood

64. Mark Z. Spot

65. Maya Buttreeks

66. Maye I. Tutchem

67. Mia Harddick

68. Mike Bangs

69. Mike Dixon

70. Mike Hunt

71. Mike Litorous

72. Mike Oxlong

73. Mike Rochburns

74. Mike Yushie

75. Mona Lott

76.Miku Cheese Harry

77. Myra Nus

78. Neil Downs

79. Olive Cox

80. Oliver Clozoff

81. Ophelia Rass

82. Parker Vage

83. Pena Trayshin

84. Phil McGroin

85. Phillis Wood

86. Puma Dickens

87. Richard Cummings

88. Richard Felt

89. Richard Head

90. Richard Long

91. Richard Paradise

92. Richard Shaver

93. Richard Swett

94. Richard Tips

95. Richard Trickle

96. Rusty Kuntz

97. Seymour Bush

98. Seymour Butts

99. Stacy Rect

100. Steve Sharts

101. Tara Dikoff

102. Tess Tickles

103. Vye Agra

104. Wayne Kerr

105. Wang Liquin

106. Willa Benedict

107. Willie Fauker

108. Willie B. Hardigan

109. Willie Stroker

110. Willis D. Holder

111. Woody Harden

112. York Hunt

113. Yuri Nate

114. Yusha Sukdeep

More Funny Names That Aren't So Bad

Were those too dirty for you? Well here are some funny names cool enough to use in public They are way lighter than the ones mentioned above. You will feel more comfortable reading these out loud around your teachers or grandma.

Sam Sung

Robyn Banks

Petra Fried

Crystal Shanda Leer

Charity Case

Chris Cross

Joe Mama

Chris P. Bacon

DeColdest Knight

Tahra Dactyl

Mary Christmas

Paige Turner

Karen Bates

Shara Tongue

Amber Graham

Here are some funny wifi names.

I couldn't do a post about funny names without mentioning some of the hilarious wifi names in my apartment building. Here are just a few to get started.

FBI Surveillance Van

Willie Wonka

Yea 1 Sec

I really Don't Know

It Hurts When IP

Pretty Fly For a Wifi

Get Your Own

New england Clam router

Lord Voldermodem

Nacho Wifi

I pronounce you man and wifi

Keep it on the download

I can here you having s3x

Bill Clintertnet

What do you think? Are there some names you don't understand? I'd be happy to inform you in the comments. And I can't end this without asking your input.

What is the most unfortunate name you've ever heard? I'll go first! There was a guy I went to school with named Richard "Dick" Shaver. Clearly his parents didn't think that through.

lewishadow1961.blogspot.com

Source: https://bridalshower101.com/funny-names/

Share this post